Flying the Colors

Almost ever lasting Olympic image includes an athlete draped in their respective nation's flag. The 2012 London Olympic games will be no different, starting with the Opening Ceremony scene of a hill covered in every country's colors.

In honor of the 30th Olympiad, I've included some of my favorite photos of flags (or flag-related paraphernalia) from around the world. These next two weeks are meant for international camaraderie - but let's face it, they're also meant for unadulterated patriotism.

Patriotic dude, Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C.

Paris, France

Jungrfau, Switzerland

Buckingham Palace, London, UK

Quebec City, Canada

St. Michael's, Maryland, USA

Q&A with Me!

Literary Traveler did a Q&A with me in response to my piece, "I am not an original groundling," which they published last week at www.literarytraveler.com.

Check out the full Q&A here: http://www.literarytraveler.net/blog/2012/07/behind-the-article-shakespeares-globe-theatre-and-the-groundling-experience/

Thanks Literary Traveler for the opportunity to print my piece and the follow-up interview!

Literary Traveler piece - "I am not an original groundling"

Check out my latest published piece in Literary Traveler about a visit to Shakespeare's Globe Theater and what it must have been like to be a Groundling, the front row spectators that drank and heckled their way into infamy.

http://www.literarytraveler.com/articles/i-am-not-an-original-groundling-shakespeares-globe-theatre/

I am Not an Original Groundling

Posted on July 23, 2012

By Michael Hartigan
I am not an original Groundling. Nor could I ever be, what with widespread theatrical ambivalence, modern day health codes and a personal dislike for sloshing through human waste.
However, had I been a child of the 60s (the 1560s), I might’ve felt right at home on the wrong side of the Thames, amongst the bawdy bards and applauding proletariat. Right there, on the floor, standing room only at Shakespeare’s Globe, ankle deep in mud, stale ale and whatever that steaming liquid over there in the corner might be – reveling in revelry with a raucous reaction to sword fights and swooning ladies (well, men dressed like ladies) all the same.
These are the cheap seats, the Elizabethan equivalent of the Wrigley bleachers during a mid-summer weekend day game – with more beer. Here on the theater’s ground, directly in front of the stage, apprentices skipped out on their masters to pack the floor and interact with the actors. They were loud, rambunctious and if their nickname, “stinkards,” doesn’t describe them fully enough for you, just know that a trip to the loo meant aiming in between your shoes.
But what the cheap seats during Elizabethan times lacked in hygiene (and they lacked a lot, including any actual seats or any actual hygiene), they made up for in sheer entertainment value. You were part of the production. The sweat on Shylock’s brow as Portia argues his punishment must have dropped right at your poorly shod feet.
True, to stand at the foot of the stage meant to be in prime trampling range should an errant spark find its way onto the thatched roof. But the play was the thing, ensnaring the attention of everyone from commoner to king. For what equaled out to ten percent of your day’s pay, a bit of entertainment was worth the risk and the aroma, which may have been just as deadly.
The Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre you visit in London, England, today is a reconstruction. The original, lost to fire like most of London at one point or another, was located nearby the site of its modern day doppelganger. Like my ability to be a true groundling, the modern Globe is not, nor could it ever be an original. But barring a trip to Stratford-Upon-Avon, it provides one of the area’s best Shakespeare-o-phile indulgences.
With its open-air theater style, the play season does not start until mid-April. I visited too early in the year to enjoy a show, settling for a guided tour. Clad in scarf and fingerless gloves, our guide led us around the balcony, through the corridors and out onto the floor, all the while his voice fully ingrained in gravitas, doing his best to fill the void where the play should be.
The history was fascinating, as were the tidbits about royalty’s penchant for sitting onstage and other behind the scenes Elizabethan gossip. Standing in the dirt at the foot of the stage, the groundling experience could be imagined, if not fully realized.
Although an exact replica of the original, the modern builders did made a point to include indoor plumbing in this century’s Globe Theater. A knock to the philosophy of the original groundlings, but nonetheless mandated by building codes and common decency. I broke away from the crowd to find one of these little bard’s rooms and returned henceforth to find the group seated on wooden benches in another staging area near the gift shop (another modern addition).
As I descended the stairway into the waiting area the small crowd all turned to stare–all save my wife, who was standing in front of everyone  like a frightened actress. My wife was accompanied by a young woman, an older gentleman and two racks of traditional Elizabethan garb, including dresses, surcoats and vibrant doublets, white leggings and an assortment of hats hung, trembling in wait.
I cursed not so subtly under my breath. There was an ambush coming, scheming to dress me up and parade my be-knickered arse in front of international tourists. Why did I open my big mouth and ask the tour guide a question?
With every step toward the group I tried to convince myself it would be fun. I could pull off tights and a feathered cap, right? Maybe they’d give me a sword. That would make it swashbuckling and masculine, right?
As I did my best to hide my oncoming embarrassment, my wife’s face turned as red as the deep scarlet dress hanging behind her–turns out I was not the star of this show.
She flicked her hand timidly, as if shooing away a fly, toward one of the benches right up front. The groundling section.
The young woman announced she and the older gentleman would be dressing my wife up in the traditional clothing of Ophelia, an Elizabethan royal (albeit Hamlet wasn’t British but they wore the British clothes on the stage. You get the idea). It was not the marquee production but as a matinee, this had the makings of a hit.
In the cheapest of seats with the closest of views, I witnessed a transformation from embarrassed modern woman to embarrassed Elizabethan era British lady. She donned a white linen undergarment that looked more bedsheet than bra. The corset came next, laced up fully in the back until everything in front was elevated, squeezed and popping. To make her rear more ample, they inserted a “bump.” Elizabethans liked a little junk in their trunks and the crescent pillow gave all the inflation one could ask for. They finished the beautiful crimson dress with an ivory jacket, laden with jewels and delicate stitching. And topped it all off with a bonnet.
Perhaps I should’ve been more true to the groundling form and heckled her–also, a pint of ale would have been welcomed– but something wholly Shakespearian clamped my voice. My wife sacrificed some of her dignity and probably a few pounds by dressing up in hot, heavy and heaving period attire at the Globe, and I appreciated it.
For all their tomfoolery and mudslinging – literal and figurative – the groundlings understood undertone. Shakespeare wrote for the people; even when he was writing for royalty he include the subtle commoner lingo usually reserved for farmers and flock herds. Billy and his minions would’ve appreciated this scene, for all its skewering of humility, tugging of romantic souls, ironic reversal of perceived roles and just plain comedic value. (She did look like a serving wench.)
So while I didn’t get the full groundling experience–no play, no mud, no free-flowing insults, ale or urine–I thoroughly enjoyed the show.
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For more information on Michael Hartigan’s groundling experience, read Literary Traveler’s accompanying interview with the author and take a look “behind the article.”

WiTList - War Destinations

In Massachusetts we are taught from an early age that we are lucky enough to live in a place that gave birth to America. It is no doubt that most of our best tourist spots revolve around Revolutionary War history and the people who fought to found our nation. From Paul Revere to John Hancock, their names are legendary and the occurrences have become lore.

Destinations of significant moments in war require delicate balance between information and entertainment. How do you make visitors enjoy a visit to a place where hundreds or thousands of men were slaughtered? How can someone understand the weight of a patch of grass, overgrown over time? What do you want visitors to tell people back home when they’re asked, ‘how was your trip?’” The answers at a killing field or a concentration camp are not always attainable.

But regardless of solemnity, the impact a war-related destination can have is different for everyone, sometimes immeasurable.

I left the Dachau concentration camp in a haze, having stood in front of ovens used to burn thousands of human corpses. But on the grounds, there were other young people laughing, joking, apparently immune to the emotion behind the barbed wire.

The experiences are more personal, and that is where war destinations truly hold their travel lure. The locations on this list are not museums or memorials (although some have them on the grounds). These are locations where significant events in wartime occurred. The sites have been preserved, rebuilt, or in some cases destroyed, in order to show the world the events that made them significant.

My reaction when people ask me about what visiting these places is like, typically goes something like this: “It was emotional.”

But we don’t travel to take photos. Or even to get fodder to write stories. We travel to have experiences, and emotional experiences are usually the ones we remember the longest.

1. Antietam Battlefield - Sharpsburg, Maryland (American Civil War)

Located in the Hallowed Ground of Maryland’s most visited Civil War region, the Antietam Battlefield is awe-inspiring because of its sheer size. The location was considered the bloodiest battle of the American Civil War and as you drive around the battlefield (yes, drive because it is so large), you begin to imagine holding a line or retreating to the tree line. 

At the Sunken Road, or what is also called “Bloody Lane,” a very knowledgeable guide described the view Confederate soldiers had from one side of the gulley. Union bayonets were hidden due to the contour of the land until they marched up over a ridge and into the field across the Sunken Road. The fighting there was ravenous, Union soldiers broke the line and ultimately no ground was gained by either side. 

Antietam is full of stories and spots like this. Bridges, fields, overlooks, are all dotted with canons and hundreds of metal signs that tell the tales of skirmishes and soldiers, no matter what rank or side they fought on. One of the most impressive aspects of Antietam is its ability to provide unbiased information, giving information on fighters from both sides with unwavering respect.

2. Dachau Concentration Camp - outside of Munich, Germany (World War II)

The solemnity of a visit to Dachau may not strike the average tourist as a fun way to spend your afternoon in southern Germany. There are, of course, so many beer halls and Bavarian castles awaiting your arrival with open arms and empty steins. But the thoughtful traveler will go and be struck by the power in a few photographs, or a small concrete room, or a twisting rusty barb-wire gate, or a long row of poplar trees.

There is meaning here and no one person can tell another how or where to find it. The gate through which you enter reminds you, “work will make you free" and the inscribed stone above a tomb of unknown prisoner ashes says, “Never Again.” Cause and effect personified. But some things pluck different strings on every heart. I watched a young Italian woman in a tour group become overwhelmed and not be able to look into the cremation ovens.

The museum here provides a long, informative timeline of Dachau and Nazi concentration camps during World War II. There is more information here than one visit can handle, in my opinion, which is not a bad thing. Choose a few aspects and immerse yourself into them; get a rounded understanding of what you're experiencing. 

But the real power of Dachau is not in the museum but rather in the stark, open gravel-covered grounds.  A lot is said with so much open space; it makes the structures and sculptures that much more potent. To walk the paths at Dachau, where so many bare and broken feet had trod without hope, is to support the purpose of the site's continued, post-war existence - to remember and, as the memorial on the grounds says, to "Never Forget."

3. Minute Man National Historic Park & Battlefields - Lexington & Concord, Massachusetts (American Revolution)

April 19, 1775: British soldiers clash with colonial militia and the American Revolution begins in earnest. Ralph Waldo Emerson’s phrase, “the shot heard round the world,” may eloquently reflect the historic and worldly significance of this event, but a trip to Minute Man National Park will do more.

Located in a beautiful wooded area, this is the home to the famous Minute Man statue, a symbol of Massachusetts, and the North Bridge, where much of the fighting on that day back 1775 took place. Houses on the grounds, called “witness houses” were actually there during the time of the battle and serve as strong symbols of the independence and freedom that was culled from that day.

Lest you forget, take a walk to the grave of the British soldiers – an actual burial site. The men buried there fought just as bravely in the name of duty as their American counterparts, and this show of respect reflects the spirit of Minute Man.   

For more info, visit here: http://www.nps.gov/mima/index.htm

4. St. Paul’s Cathedral - London, UK (World War II)

There are many reasons to visit St. Paul’s Cathedral in London, not the least of which is its stunning architecture and grand size. But once you wade through the significant British history built into its foundations, pay close attention to the stories from World War II. 

The Nazi’s Blitz on London was a time of hellish destruction and fear. But as Churchill denounced Hitler and encouraged Brits to continue defying evil, the city burned at all corners. Throughout the attack, people were stationed on the dome of St. Paul’s as lookouts, risking life and limb atop one of London’s most recognizable buildings.

The cathedral was targeted several times, including the night of December 29, 1940. The night included intense bombings across the city, with heavy concentration on St. Paul’s and surrounding areas. The cathedral was hit by multiple strikes, bombs pierced the iconic dome and fire raged inside. Molten leads dripped from above and the entire building appeared lost. But the determined fireman and volunteers brought St. Paul’s under control. When Londoners awoke the next morning, terrified, frantic and exhausted, the dome of St. Paul’s remained steadfast and erect amongst the rubble.

The image became a lasting symbol of British resilience throughout the war and a visit here will inspire as much as overwhelm.

Read more here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1342305/The-Blitzs-iconic-image-On-70th-anniversary-The-Mail-tells-story-picture-St-Pauls.html

5. Les Invalides - Paris, France (French Revolution)

I know I said that I was not going to include locations on this list that were primarily museums. Les Invalides in Paris is home the Army Museum and multiple other military-related venues, making it seem as though I went against my word above.

However, I include Les Invalides on this list for two reasons: because of what it used to house and because of who it houses now.

Les Invalides was, in its heyday, an armory. On the night French Revolutionaries stormed the Bastille, they first stormed this facility. They took from it ammunition and weapons used later to storm the Bastille and erupt the French Revolution into full-blown, bloody conflict. It’s historical and military significance, which you will learn over and over with a visit, is unrivaled. Make all the jokes you want about the French Military, this is still some good history here.

But Les Invalides is also significant because of its most famous resident: Napolean Bonapart. His tomb is located in the central rotunda and is impossible to miss. In stark contrast to his shortened stature, this historic legend is laid to rest in an enormous wooden ark of a tomb. It can be viewed both from above and from the ground floor, making Napolean’s final resting place an awe-inspiring symbol of dominance.








Do you have any favorite war-related destinations? Post them here in the comments section or on Twitter @WhereverItTakes 

America the Beautiful

America has exposed the world to a cadre of carping TV Housewives, the Dorito taco shell, a fried chicken sandwich with no bread just extra fried chicken and the acting career of Nicholas Cage. We sincerely apologize for that last one and won't let it happen again. 

Fortunately, this great land has so much more to offer visitors than just trans-fats and overacting. From the majestic mountains of Yosemite to the cool breezes of the Chesapeake Bay, from the bustle of Times Square to the buzz of a good old-fashioned rock show, there is more to experience than I have space to write about.

Instead, in honor of this week's July 4th celebration, I'm wearing my patriotism on my sleeve via virtual visual aid. There are certain symbols of America that remind me of all the great things we bring to the table. Baseball and apple pie are great, but I'd prefer a beat up old Chevy and a 19th Century war ship any day. 

Here are a few of my photos that stand out as American symbols. Some are natural wonders, like the moonscape Badlands of South Dakota or Wyoming's big sky country. And others are more personal, like a rock and roll show on a boat off of New York, a ride on an old-timey ferris wheel or an up close encounter with a buffalo. All are made in the U.S.A. and none of them were featured in Ghost Rider.

(Add your favorite U.S. photos in the comment section below!)

Sailing the Chesapeake - Maryland

Stormy Times Square - NYC

Cherry Blossoms - Washington, D.C.

Key West Sunset - Florida

The Mighty Half Dome - Yosemite, CA

Big Sky Country - Wyoming

Rock & Roll with Roger Clyne - concert on a boat off Manhattan, NYC

The Badlands - South Dakota (that's me up on the ridge)

Steadfast Chevy - Turquoise Trail, New Mexico

Navy Pier Carnival - Chicago, IL

Buffalo! - South Dakota

Old Ironsides - Boston, MA

Portland Head Lighthouse - Cape Elizabeth, Maine

WiTList - Good Old Places for a Pint

Barley, hops, yeast, water; seems like such a simple concoction. Yet somehow, a beer is never just a beer. It’s a round with a few friends or a toast in celebration. It brings people together and consoles in silence. And in so many places around the globe, it is a lifestyle, an attraction, an identity.

That’s why it takes a truly special place to serve it well and serve it in abundance. True, any old bar can pour from a tap or crank the top off a Bud Light bottle for you. But only a unique, dedicated establishment becomes a watering hole. There is no pretension, no expectation, no snobbery or braggadocio. Just an empty seat, a lengthy beer list and a perfect pour every time.

These are the places where everybody knows your name, if you’re lucky enough to live close enough to be a regular. And if you’re just passing through, these are the places that’ll learn your name, at least for the night, long enough to say it in a toast.

My choices:

10. L'Oncle Antoine - Quebec City, Canada

A cavernous pub in the shadows of Old Quebec’s walls, L’Oncle Antoine has taken Quebec City’s unique brand of Euro-hospitality, extracted all pretense and soaked it in local brew. The extensive beer list features everything from the traditional American domestic and imports to Quebec’s own, such as Unibrau (my favorites being the Troi Pistoles or Fin du Monde). After a day of strolling the cobblestone streets or sipping expensive cocktails in the lounge at Chateau Frontenac, a bottle of brew in a dark, British-style pub is the right remedy for escaping the crowds. Antoine will keep your mind occupied with a case full of board games, playing cards and chess pieces, just to make sure you don’t let the potent local suds overwhelm the brain too quickly. Otherwise, strike up a conversation with the waitress or barkeep, catch a soccer match on the tube or just savor every sip in the Great White North.  

9. Wynkoop Brewery, Denver, Colorado

Three words: Chili Pepper Beer. Patty's Chile Beer, to be exact, a Wynkoop house specialty. The award-winning brew comes infused with Anaheim chiles and smoked Ancho peppers. It is light, with a golden color and a slightly reddish hue. The pepper aroma hits you before the smoky flavor on first sip. The chile bite is there but not overpowering and it goes down surprisingly smooth. There's a savory heat that builds up the palette from a traditional German-type beer to something totally unique and flavorful.


Colorado's micro-brew community is legendary and you can't go wrong with most any choice in the Rockies. But Wynkoop has staked a claim near the top. For a full explanation of why Wynkoop is king, read here http://www.whereverittakestravel.blogspot.com/2011/11/bike-shorts-on-denver-barstool.html

8. Anodyne, Albuquerque, New Mexico

Some folks have been known to call me an arrogant bastard. Therefore, anywhere with Arrogant Bastard on tap is all right with me. Throw in a large bottle selection (over 120 by their count), including some great locals like the clean Alien Amber, and you’ve got yourself a full-on, fun-time beer bar. Located on one of ABQ’s main drags, this upstairs, dimly lit pool hall is bedazzled in beer paraphernalia and jukeboxes. It has an edgy hipster vibe that is surprisingly approachable and welcoming, in part due to the comfy seating possibilities at the top of the staircase. The regulars streamed in, clapping each other on the backs and petting their dogs, which health codes or not, were just as welcomed as their bipedal owners. Sidestepping a canine did make a couple billiard shots harder than they should’ve been, but then again I didn’t mind the excuse for missing. The name - Anodyne - means, "a medicine that relieves or allays pain." Exactly. 

check them out at: http://theanodyne.com/

7. Trinity Brewhouse, Providence, Rhode Island

I have an affinity for Trinity. Mostly because a good amount of my college days were spent in the basement at this Providence, Rhode Island microbrewery, where the dark walls, tables and corners make it the perfect place to unwind after (or during, or instead of) a study session. Upstairs they serve spectacular burgers to help sop up the pints of award-winning beer, like the Rhode Island IPA. I’m a huge fan of the Redrum Imperial, almost as much as I’m a fan of the mural high along the dining room wall depicting famous musicians enjoying a brew. Can you spot John Lennon and Kurt Cobain sharing a pint with The Notorious B.I.G. and The Rat Pack? If you’re swinging through New England, make it a point to hit Lil’ Rhodey and the state’s best brew pub. And the best part, when you’re done at Trinity you can grab a growler or three for the road. And yes, they do fit into a dorm room micro-fridge.

check them out at: http://trinitybrewhouse.com/

6. Big City / Sunset Grill, Allston, Massachusetts
Samuel Adams, Boston Beer Works and Harpoon have long dominated Boston’s beer scene. And rightfully so, because each is distinctly New England, diverse, flavorful and offer some of the best beers on the planet, let alone the Northeast. But the place that brings them all together, along with an enormous international lineup of their hoppy cousins, is Big City / Sunset Grill in Allston. Two establishments under the same owner, literally one on top of the other, this college neighborhood hangout is on the bottom floor a Mexican cantina (Sunset) and above a jiving pool hall (Big City). But what they share is a phenomenal beer menu, complete with your standard ambers and ales all the way to doppel bock and rauch bier. The ability to mix and match in a flight allows you to taste samples from around the world. Try their seasonal mash ups, or takes on the typical black & tan, like the Guinness and Harpoon Winter Warmer, which might remind you of french toast in a glass. And don’t count out the food at both places. The BBQ chicken nachos at Big City do to cheese and tortilla chips what Bostonians do to the English language – make it wicked awesome. 

check them out at: http://www.allstonsfinest.com/

5. Firehouse Brewing Company, Rapid City, South Dakota

Despite the history running through the walls of this place – it is South Dakota’s first brewpub and is located in Rapid City’s original firehouse – you can consider Firehouse Brewing Company the offspring of the Colorado microbreweries that dominate the Rocky Mountain region. Which is absolutely not a bad thing. The relaxed atmosphere, local entertainment and genuine people honing their craft are just like most small brewpubs, but Firehouse adds nostalgia and a surprising sense of escape. Sitting out on the patio, watching some live music and sipping a glass of Smoke Jumper Stout or Brown Cow Ale is the best way to take a timeout from whatever cross-country, Wally World family road trip hell you’re enduring. The boys on Mt. Rushmore can wait; they’re not going anywhere. Waiter, another round. Check them out at: http://www.firehousebrewing.com/Brews.aspx

4. Bier Baron, Washington, D.C.


Of the 500 bottles and 50 drafts that this D.C. pub offers, my cousin decided to order something called the Polish Super Beer. Let’s just say that later that night, he was in no position to leap tall buildings in a single bound. There are countless great bars and happy hour specials in our nation’s capital. But the founding fathers would have appreciated Bier Baron’s gritty denial of no-option tyranny. The beer menu should be located in the National Archives and the no-nonsense atmosphere and service lets you know this place takes its beer seriously. I first visited Bier Baron back when it was called The Brickskeller. If anything, the new owners have ramped up the vibe but kept the comfortable brick wall, basement bar feel that makes this establishment worth walking the National Mall for. 


check them out at: http://www.bierbarondc.com/


3. The Black Friar Pub, London, UK

London sometimes gets a bad culinary rap. But when it comes to cask-pumped ales, you’ll not hear a complaint from me. Which makes sense at the Black Friar Pub, since the Dominican Friars for whom it is named were probably enjoying their brew in silence back in the day.

Since I’m a Providence College grad I have a certain fondness for anything Friar-related. But this corner pub in London’s Blackfriar district would make anyone a fan, regardless of collegiate affiliation. From the giant, fat black friar statue above the door, to the beautiful, ornate thirteenth century carvings and signs to the marble, wrought iron and mosaic tiles, the pub itself is worth a visit. The food is filling and tasty and the beer, most important of all, is well kept, diverse and served quickly.

On a crowded afternoon we were lucky enough to snag a small table in a small back room with a gorgeous vaulted, decorated ceiling. A few hours later we realized we had drank away the afternoon and by God, we didn’t feel a bit guilty. Seems to be a common theme with every kind of Friar, and that’s why I’m glad to be one. 

2. Chinese Tower Beer Garden, Munich, Germany

When you’re talking about beer and places to drink it, anywhere in Germany basically beats anywhere else. Anywhere. They serve beer in halls, gardens, at giant tables, with huge mugs. But if the beer weren’t good, none of it would matter. Fortunately for the Germans, they established themselves as a world power in beer quite some time ago. Fortunately for the rest of the world, they’re willing to share.

Down in Bavaria, the city of Munich plays host to the world’s foremost beer party – Oktoberfest. But it isn’t Oktoberfest that has me gushing over the German’s fancy for fermenting. You won’t leave Munich without appreciating the beer culture. And you can’t appreciate the beer culture unless you experience it. Besides late nights at long tables at beer halls, my choice goes to the outdoor beer gardens, one of the most unique and fun environments at which to grab a stein. Germany and the rest of the world have plenty. But a beer garden in an English Garden, under a Chinese Pagoda that houses an oompa brass band? That’s just too crazy not to work.

Munich’s English Garden – their version of Central Park – revolves around the Chinese Tower, a tiered pagoda with a thriving beer garden at its foundation. Sitting down with a stein on a beautiful day, I people-watched everyone from mothers pushing baby carriages to euro hipsters to tourists to a few of those crazy guys who were just surfing in the river (yes, that’s right). I grabbed a giant soft pretzel, some bratwurst and a radler to quench my thirst. The beer-lemonade mix worked better than Gatorade. After moving on the regular light beer, I was almost ready to stand up and chant “Prost!” with the brass band playing high above on one of the pagoda’s tiers.

Just don’t forget to return your mug with the little green chip they give you at checkout. You’ll get a refund. They have to make sure you don’t run off with their mugs, of course. Those Germans have a lot of beer and there are a lot of people that want it. 

1. Captain Tony's, Key West, Florida

Ernest Hemingway sat on these stools. Jimmy Buffet too. And so did some guy named Earl from Poughkeepsie in his Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. But that’s the beauty of the world’s greatest dive bar, located at the Southernmost point of the United States.

Captain Tony’s is a legend, and not just because of it’s inclusion in the Buffet song “Last Mago in Paris” or because of its eponymous, grizzled owner. It’s not a legend because of some huge unique beer selection. No, it’s a legend because it’s accessible. Fisherman and tourist sit side by side while a local band rattles away. Grab a stool. Grab a beer. Grab a conversation with anyone. Next thing you know, the dusk is settling in and you’re a few steps away from Key West’s best show – the sunset.

I had the pleasure of meeting Captain Tony himself before he passed away. The Captain was a staple at the bar, his weathered face a welcome reminder that a hard life is filled with equal parts hard work and hard partying.

He was leaning against the side merchandise bar soliciting kisses from a couple buxom coeds. Next to him on the bar was a jar that he made people put a dollar into if they wanted a photo with him. When it was my turn, he told my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I that the money was for a hooker when he went to Vegas. That seemed about right, since he solicited a kiss from my girlfriend and made several comments about her chest size while staring in that general direction. Then he laughed it off, shook my hand, told me to enjoy myself at his bar and gave me a t-shirt three sizes too big with his face on it. In that moment, that dirty old man became my hero.

He may be gone but Captain Tony’s Key West vibe remains at his bar and all along Duval Street. So like Jimmy Buffet recommends, go down to Captain Tony’s to get out of the heat. 

Reader choices:

Theresa Jontz check her out on Twitter @redfragglemusic : 


"Mission Delores, Brooklyn, NY (my local bar, half outdoors, half indoors, rotating beer list, great bartenders, pinball, in an old auto body shop)

Hot Bird, Brooklyn, NY (big outdoor beer garden courtyard, next to a BBQ place, all on an old 40s/50s gas station/service station) 

BAR New Haven, CT (because there's New Haven pizza involved and they brew their own beer)

Barcade, Brooklyn, NY (craft beer and old school video games)

Johnny Brenda's, Philadelphia, PA (because there's great food, local beer AND music)

The Brewer's Art, Baltimore, MD. (cool location, great beer and cool glasses)

Emily Place: 

"Cascade Barrel House, Portland OR (House of sour)- that's my fave. Rob has a long list... in SF starting with Toronado and in Oakland, Beer Revolution."

Tony Izzo: 

"Stone's Public House, Ashland, MA and Manayunk Brewery, Philadelphia, PA

Mike Raia check him out on Twitter @mikeraia : 


"Boston Beer Works. Trinity Brew House. Any Dogfish Head bar. Flying Dog Brewery in Frederick. And the place on route one in hyattsville that I can't think of."


Brendon Sullivan: 


"I have to recommend two bars from my adopted hometown of Amesbury [Massachusetts]: The Ale House and The Barking Dog."


John Judge: 


"Mr. Pickwick's Pub, Luzern, Switzerland"

June Travel Column - Got Moose?

Check out my June Travel Column in some of the Gatehouse Media Massachusetts newspapers:

http://www.wickedlocal.com/danvers/news/lifestyle/columnists/x1805321061/COLUMN-Got-moose#axzz1yYZkNKuI

Danke, Papa - rewrite

(I took a short piece from a couple years ago and updated / rewrote it in anticipation of Father's Day)

James “Gigi” DeSimone earned his travel chops the hard way: dodging shrapnel and Nazis. He participated in the European theater during World War II and as a field medic on D-Day, saw nightmares of the unforgettable kind.

But my grandfather saw some other things in Europe that he could not forget; but those, he wanted to remember. He found them by exploring, when he was able. He sought out good experiences, thinking that all he knew of European life, days filled with explosions and gore, nights dripping with anxiety, couldn’t be the finality of existence across the Atlantic. 

Whether to protect us kids or to keep the unforgettable somewhat forgotten, he doesn’t talk about wartime much. What he does recount are his adventures that took him around France and Belgium, riding on trucks and meeting girls. He even had a girlfriend in Paris, which he likes to point out in front of my grandmother for a good laugh and eye roll. Michelle Dupont may still be waiting for him on, “one of those bridges over that river.”

When he returned from Europe, met my grandmother Alice and started a family, they shared a common love for travel. In their day, Nana and Papa were the avidest of avid world travelers. Mexico, Ireland, Italy, the world was their oyster - scratch that, my maternal grandmother is extremely allergic to shellfish - the world was their, let’s say, filet mignon.

Years slipped by and travel went away with the hearing, eyesight and easy mobility. They even squashed their annual snowbird migration to their beloved home in Florida (the Tin Can, as my cousins as I call it).

But nothing can hide the gleam that undoubtedly sparks in their eyes when they start reminiscing about their travels together. Nana has a hard time seeing, but I know she sees those mental pictures in high definition without any need for glasses.

The night before my wife and I left for our three-week European honeymoon, we visited my grandparents hoping to get a few travel tips and maybe a story or two.

They didn’t disappoint. Nana corrected Papa during a story about a salesman on a beach in Mexico who told my grandmother she was too grande to wear the shawls he sold out of his kiosk.

And then my grandfather got up and told us to wait a minute. He went to his room and came back holding a small 4 inch by 4 inch brown booklet and handed it to me.

On the tattered front cover were the words, German Language Guide.

I held it like it was made of crystal, afraid if I opened the cover the whole booklet would disintegrate in my palm. But Papa said to open it, so I did.

The inside cover reads:

War Department

Washington 25, D.C. 22 June 1943.

TM 30-306, German Language Guide, to be used with the Introductory Series Language Records, is published for military personnel only, and is not to be republished in whole or part without the consent of the War Department. By order of the Secretary of War:

G.C. Marshall, 

Chief of Staff.

He saved it for 67 years. This booklet had been with him throughout Europe and clearly had some wear and tear. I couldn’t help wondering how he used it, since my grandfather never actually proceeded into Germany with the Army. I ignored the thought and instead rapidly began flipping through it like a kid with a comic book.

On the next page was an Archie comics-esque cartoon depicting four G.I.s sitting around a record player, presumably practicing their German. Each one had a confounded look and the small Dachshund dog with them appeared to be howling at their ineptitude (the weiner dog was all over the booklet, I’m guessing he was the least offensive representative of German culture they could come up with in 1943). Humor was undoubtedly the theme. The comics run throughout, each one is of U.S. soldiers mocking each other for their poor bilingualism. There’s even a general in a bathtub that looks suspiciously like Wilford Brimley.

The possibly offensive cartoons led to outdated maps and a few dozen pages of common German words and phrases. All in all, it appeared to be quite a helpful piece of literature. Something I would actually find useful in Germany.

“That’s for you,” my grandfather said. “Take it with you.”

I was touched but my stupid practicality blurted out, “But we aren’t going to Germany. We’re doing France, Switzerland and Italy.”

He smiled and I couldn’t help but think he had something wise to impart upon me but withheld it, possibly knowing the merits of making the discovery on my own.

Instead he said, “Well I wish I kept the French one too.”

At a train station in Bern, Switzerland two weeks later, I emerged on the platform to signs written solely in German. My wife and I anticipated French and Italian along our journey, not factoring in the third language of the Swiss – but Papa had. Too bad I left the German booklet home. That was the last time I didn’t listen to my grandfather. That was the last time I didn’t take a little bit of him wherever I went.

Papa was the original adventurer in the family. He seized opportunity. He saw whatever he could, experienced whatever he could experience. And despite the horrors of war or the difficult times, the only memories he shares are unabashedly joyous and distinctly humorous. And of all the things he has given me, I cherish this outlook the most (his German booklet is a close second).

At the Smithsonian Air & Space museum in Washington, D.C. there is a World War II exhibit. There, somewhat out of the way of 1940s aircraft, is a display case with era memorabilia. The last time I was there, I noticed a small green booklet that looked vaguely familiar. It was the Japanese Language Guide. Next to it in blue was the French Language Guide. But nowhere in the case was the brown German booklet that I had tucked away safely at home.

I’m sure there are many out there somewhere and maybe someday I’ll offer to give mine to the museum. But for now, it’s not going anywhere except with me the next time I visit Europe. Just in case.

I’ve learned a very important word from it.

Danke. As in, danke Papa.